Sure, my internet connection is still screwed up and even though I’ve read every support page and online manual for the gateway, router, wireless extender, home security system, and even the Xfinity help crap, AND had my nephew come over and try to figure out what the hell is wrong, I’m still ready to start throwing things across the various rooms in which none of this is working.

But I’m dressed! Newish Uniqlo skinny jeans, gray cotton Gudrun Sjoden tunic with 3/4-length sleeves, faux-tie-dyed blue/yellow/green socks. Footwear TBD when/if I leave the house.